Tuesday, November 7, 2017

ERECTILE DEMENTIA "Rock N' Roll Abortion" LP - OUT NOW!!!

ExDx "Rock N' Roll Abortion" LP
Thirty nine rectum-ruining blasts from Kentucky's premier distillers of expertly crafted hard rock sodomy. A masterwork of morbid immaturity and horrendous ear slaughter. This brutal blend of blitzkrieg speed punk, massive nutsack 70's rock and neanderthal scum metal makes for the ultimate in vomit-inducing death. Bite down hard and swallow the afterbirth for Satan! Pressed on militant black wax with eye-gouging cover art by Morbid Mark. Co-released with out pals from Rescued From Life Records, Headsplit Records and Grindfather Productions. Click HERE to listen online like some kind of fuckin' nerd or just get on with it and buy the actual record right HERE.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

ERECTILE DEMENTIA / SEWAGE GRINDER split 7" EP - Now Available!

ERECTILE DEMENTIA / SEWAGE GRINDER split 7" EP
Thirteen brand new loads of rip roarin' cock rock, mutant grindcore and brain-molesting death from ERECTILE DEMENTIA. Four spine-splintering eruptions of sick grindcore from SEWAGE GRINDER including an insane HEART cover tune and more fast-as-fuck madness. Brutal, catchy and ready to ravage. Each copy comes freshly pressed on soul-obliterating abyss black wax so don't delay. Get a copy now because you'll probably be dead tomorrow. You don't wanna be the only fucking poser dweeb in hell so click HERE to buy.

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

SPASTIC AMOEBAS "Self-Titled" Tape - OUT NOW!!!

SPASTIC AMOEBAS "Self-Titled" Cassette
Ten undulating blobs of diseased rock that will spread directly into your brain and eat away your basic cognitive abilities. Acid-blasted punk oddities of the mutant variety. Deformed strains of early BUTTHOLE SURFERS, RUPTURE, FOSSIL FUEL, DEVO and GISM gathered together in one weird Petri dish by an international team of rock n' roll scientists from Kentucky, Ohio and Melbourne. Professionally dubbed and printed cassettes limited to 100 copies! Click HERE to listen and HERE to buy.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

"Your Ass: The Musical" Compilation - Now Available!

"Your Ass: The Musical"
Your Ass: The Musical” 2 X Pro CDR – The weirdest bands of the underground rock sewers take to the stage for a double disc tribute to totally retarded musical entertainment. An international affair featuring bands from such far-flung regions as Finland, Japan, England and Ohio; you'll thrill to the sounds of FOSSIL FUEL, THE DICK PANTHERS, ERECTILE DEMENTIA, BBQ TUMOR, CAPTAIN THREE LEG, LOVING COUPLES, EURODISNEY DEATHCAMP and many more as they mutilate various show tunes, musical numbers, operas and movie themes! Tony Award-winning songsmith Food Fortunata spent over two years curating the ultimate insult to Broadway and the results are absolutely astounding. Thirty-nine songs on two professionally pressed CDRs in a beautiful full-color jacket plus a lovely eight-page Playbill so you can enjoy the show properly! Over one hundred minutes of melodious nightmare fuel. Another masterwork of idiotic delight from Wheelchair Full of Old Men Records.

Get a copy from Wheelchair Full Of Old Men by clicking HERE.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

CEMETERY FUNGUS "Demo 2017" Tape - OUT NOW!!!

CEMETERY FUNGUS "Demo 2017" Tape
Five tracks of Christ-crushing death metal. Crude and catchy rock n' roll holocaust with full Satanic penetration for fans of eternal rotting damnation. Professionally dubbed Chrome cassettes limited to 100 copies. Click HERE to buy or HERE to listen via the brand new "Demo Tape Collection" Bandcamp site.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

ERECTILE DEMENTIA "Slaughterography" CD - OUT NOW!!!

ERECTILE DEMENTIA "Slaughterography" CD
One billion blasts of false noisecore horsecock rock for the twats and the posers! This glorious disc of digital dominance collects all the 7" EPs, splits and tons of obscure compilation appearances recorded from 2013 to 2016. Experience the pure joy of the greatest band of the 21st century all over yet again for the very first time. Total humiliation of the average limp-dick noisecore wimps! Get a copy by clicking right HERE or get lost.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

BRODY'S MILITIA Discography CD + ERECTILE DEMENTIA / 7M$ split 7" EP - NOW AVAILABLE!!!

BRODY'S MILITIA "Latter Days" Discography CD
Sixty-seven seething tracks of thermonuclear cock rock and horrendous chainsaw thrash! Raw, violent, hateful and intellectually superior punk rock. Everything has been painstakingly remastered by Mammoth Sound Studios for maximum high-fidelity assault. Sixteen page booklet with lyrics, info and art. Includes everything from the "Napalm Zeppelin Raids" EP, "Funeral Arrangements" EP, "Cycle Of Hate" EP, "Cretin Slaughterhouse" EP, split 7" EPs with ANTiSEEN (both), BREATHILIZOR, BLACK MARKET FETUS, GHOUL and NETJAJEV SS plus a few compilation tracks. CLICK HERE to buy a copy now.

ERECTILE DEMENTIA / SEDEM MINUT STRACHU split 7" EP
Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown of dumb versus evil. Slovakian supermen SEDEM MINUT STRACHU just left the USA a sticky mess with their reprehensible live noisecore molestation. Re-live the madness from the safety of your own stereo with their latest offering of high-fructose shit syrup. Overdose on the sweet nectar of never-ending noise! ERECTILE DEMENTIA provide full-release retard rock with a thirteen track hyper blast including a face-shearing FLEETWOOD MAC cover. Total satisfaction delivered directly to your undulating orifices. A feast for the starving headache enthusiasts worldwide!

CLICK HERE to buy! Folks overseas can get 'em from NOISE NOT WAR or KAZ RE-CHORDS.